Our Instagram Followers Share Their Most Embarrassing Sex Stories
Happy National Sex Day!
It’s National Sex Day, which means it’s time to indulge in all things sex-positive. Whether it be enjoying partnered or solo sex, or doing your part within your community to dismantle stigmas, a day like today is important for many reasons. Naturally, some take today as an opportunity to market the latest sex toy or lube, but how about some raw honesty instead?
The great thing about sexual energy is that there’s so much room for creativity and enjoyment. But that doesn’t mean it always hits right. It actually makes sense that on a quest to de-taboo sex, the world has mostly paid attention to two sides of the spectrum: tips for spicing up your sex life and issues with sexual dysfunction. To commemorate this kinky holiday and all of the pleasures sex comes with, we asked our Hypebae readers to share their most embarrassing sex stories via our Instagram.
Here are a few of our favorites.
“I accidentally kneed him in the balls trying to switch positions.”
“Getting caught having sex by mall security.”
“The time I squirted so hard on this guy’s face I thought I drowned him.”
“Got too drunk. When I woke up I realized I peed on his bed. Never went back.”
“When my BO from my armpit was so bad that it stunk up the room. Idk how it got so bad.”
“There was one time my sneaky link [and I were] in the car — we parked at this forested area. It was 10 p.m. and we thought there would be no people. We were wrong *crying emoji*.”