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MSCHF Launches 'Tax Heaven 3000' A Dating Simulator That Files Your Taxes

From the creators of those *wild* big red boots.

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MSCHF Launches 'Tax Heaven 3000' A Dating Simulator That Files Your Taxes

From the creators of those *wild* big red boots.

MSCHF, the brand that brought you those hideous big red boots, dips into its latest buzzy campaign with Isis the tax sim and dating matchmaker.

According to the campaign trailer, ”Tax Heaven 3000 is a visual novel dating game that actually prepares your 2022 federal income tax return.” Iris, the pink bubbly waifu, details in the caption that “It’s always been a dream of mine to meet that special someone…and file their tax return. Join me and we’ll search for deductions while searching for love!” It’s giving NSFW undertones.

NSFW undertones aside, the campaign aims to correct what Isis describes as “predatory, parasitic bottlenecks that deliberately complicate the tax filing process in order to make it unnavigable by ordinary people.”

Understanding that video games bring gamers and those with childlike wonder together, the campaign rewrites the script of adulting, mundane tasks and of course, your sh-tty dating life.

Start exploring April 4 via itch.io “and remember, if you prepare your taxes in the game, you prepare your taxes in real life,” Isis reminds. Oh, and it’s only “Suitable for single filers without dependents.”

View the trailer above for the full tea.

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