Woman Fakes a Positive COVID-19 Test to Ditch Bad Sex
How far are you willing to go to escape a bad date?
Kali Thompson, a single and spontaneous woman from London has found the most creative way to ditch horrible first date antics. From first glance at her TikTok, it’s clear she’s on the more free-spirited side with hilarious moments from getting dressed to getting her nails done after a lovely session of “finger blasting.”
But Thompson’s first date with her new beau was far from being as exciting as her solo sex sessions. The first date started off as an exciting journey that she was determined to leave sexually satisfied. However, after some radio silence, her TikTok followers were anxiously anticipating the date recap.
That’s when Thomspon shared how she raised the bar on ditching horrible sex on the first date. When she realized she wasn’t leaving sexually satisfied (sidebar: two minutes of mediocre sex), she made her way to the bathroom and texted a friend she knew would hold it down. How? By faking a positive COVID-19 test. Can’t argue with that.
“I changed my friend’s name to the NHS and I went downstairs and told him ‘look, you’re not gonna believe it, my test is positive.’”
Yes. Thompson found a foolproof method for getting out of an awkward situation. Granted, communication is key and she could’ve let the man know he wasn’t quite tickling her fancy. But, like any woman knows, the male ego tends to be rather fragile, so sometimes you have to get creative with cutting your losses.
Watch Thompson talk about her experience below.
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